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  1. mw

    wiring help

    If you google trim pump wiring diagram you can get up a wiring diagram. I have this on my boat the only way to turn them off is for me to issolate the batery after i finish otherwise the battery goes flat over time My trim pump is wired from the batery direct hope this helps mark w
  2. Not a good idea if you live in ferndown mark
  3. Happy Birthday Paul mark w
  4. Dennis I think you will find that your engine is from the vauxhall van if its pre 2000 ish you can adjust the engine power ecu chip that may cause problems with the pistons if its 2000 on you have no adjustment so problems solved I had an open boat with 2005 1.7 that I ran flat out most of the time with no problems you will always get people telling you that engine crap because it went wrong for someone but if you change the oil and filters when you should it should last mercruser would have changed it if it had problems mark w
  5. mw

    sept open

    A big thanks to Martin/Neal and the sponsers for a greaat comp mark w
  6. Congradulations to you both mark w
  7. mw

    Woodwork

    No but might be able to get you a nice table mark w
  8. mw

    1/2" metal pipe-wanted

    BRS will have it with a tread on it they are on the astate above tower park hope this helps mark w
  9. First change your name Any shads with orange or blue and white find the contours once you find the fish mark it on gps use as little as poss to hold bottum with a week link good luck mark w
  10. Fingers crossed for you martin mark w
  11. paul Theres a place in kinson can get the adress its on kinson rd He also runs sea start mark w
  12. mw

    Lost RYA Powerboat 2

    You will be lucky if the have it on file I tried a couple of years ago to get a copy of my day skippers certificate I had no luck mark w
  13. mark winfield on court jester
  14. Unlucky Tom Hope its not to expensive to fix and sorted quickly mark w
  15. mw

    Any Room !

    Jon we have a comp on the 19th so you should get a ride not sure i will be fishing it yet if i do i will have a space mark w
  16. mw

    Hello All

    welcome oli and nick mark w
  17. Martin did they do a compression test if not the blue smoke could be from the turbo letting oil pass into the cylinders white smoke could just be a slight air leak they should know but I wouldnot trust them mark w
  18. mw

    Birthday...

    Happy Birthday Adam
  19. mw

    The Middle wife

    The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome. Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.' 'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord.' She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The kids are watching her in amazement. 'Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying and going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!' Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. 'She walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!' (Now this kid=2 is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.) 'My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie down in bed like this.' (Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.) 'And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!' (This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!) 'Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe, breathe. T hey started counting, but never even got past ten. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom's play-center, (placenta) so there must be a lot of toys inside there. When he got out, the middle wife spanked him for crawling up in there.' Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I'm sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, when it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another 'Middle Wife' comes along. Now you have two choices...laugh and close this page or pass this along to someone else to spread the laughs. I know what I did!!! Live every day as if it is your LAST chance to make someone happy! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Download AOL Toolbar and get access to all of your favourite websites and Google powered Search in an instant. Download AOL Toolbar for FREE. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Windows Live Hotmail just got better. Find out more! --Forwarded Message Attachment-- Subject: Fwd: The Middle wife Date: Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:49:53 -0400 From: williamsa10@aol.com To: The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome. Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.' 'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord.' She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The kids are watching her in amazement. 'Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying and going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!' Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. 'She walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!' (Now this kid=2 is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.) 'My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie down in bed like this.' (Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.) 'And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!' (This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!) 'Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe, breathe. T hey started counting, but never even got past ten. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom's play-center, (placenta) so there must be a lot of toys inside there. When he got out, the middle wife spanked him for crawling up in there.' Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I'm sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, when it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another 'Middle Wife' comes along. Now you have two choices...laugh and close this page or pass this along to someone else to spread the laughs. I know what I did!!! Live every day as if it is your LAST chance to make someone happy! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Download AOL Toolbar and get access to all of your favourite websites and Google powered Search in an instant. Download AOL Toolbar for FREE. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Beyond Hotmail
  20. Thats good news Martin But did you not tell them that was the problems in the first place mark w
  21. mw

    Alderney 2009

    No Duncan I would not mind being delayed I got incase I have an accident and need treatment in hosiptle treatment mark w
  22. mw

    Alderney 2009

    No they would say you left it un attended mark w
  23. mw

    Alderney 2009

    I have just got insurance for a year for two from directline for 57.00 just in case mark winfield
  24. Tom You said you keep it to your self mark w
  25. mw

    volvo propeller

    What revs have you with that prop mark w
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