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Thanks Dave. Nuff said! Terry.

I suppose everybody is returning now with their boats stuffed to the gunnels with huge cod. I'm very jealous, all I've done is had a nice walk and a large roast lunch preceded by a German beer, accompanied by a very acceptable Chablis and followed by coffee and a nap. Just think, I could have been out on a mirror like sea hauling in big ones. Oh well! Next time. Terry.

Thanks again everyone. Tony, if I can get my carer to drive me down and the weather is relatively calm I may well join you. I will give you a call. Ta. Terry.

Thank you all for your good wishes, I am glad just to have made it this far. All this talk of cod, I am going to see if I can get in the boat this week. If I can get in it, I can go fishing, at least that's my theory. Dilys may disagree so that means negotiation. Terry.

START TO GET INTO THE HABIT OF "REVERSE PARKING " READ THIS MESSAGE AND UNDERSTAND WHY YOU MUST GET INTO THE HABIT OF REVERSE PARKING Warning..!!!! Just last weekend on Friday night we parked in a public car park. As we drove away I noticed a sticker on the rear window of the car. When I took it off after I got home, it was a receipt for petrol. Luckily my friend told me not to stop as it could be someone waiting for me to get out of the car. Then we received this email yesterday. WARNING FROM POLICE THIS APPLIES TO BOTH WOMEN AND MEN BEWARE OF PAPER ON THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE-- NEW WAY TO DO CARJACKINGS (NOT A JOKE)' Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating.. You walk across the car park, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine put it into reverse. When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you stop and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back of your car, that is when the carjackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically run you over as they speed off in your car. And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car. So now the carjacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised! BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED. If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, lock your doors and just drive away. Remove the paper later. And be thankful that you Read this e-mail. I hope you will forward this to friends and family, especially to women. A purse contains all kinds of personal information and identification documents, and you certainly do NOT want this to fall into the wrong hands. Terry.

When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different. A Dorset farmer drove to a neighbours' farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad or your mum home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother Howard, is he here?" "No, he went with Mum and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Susie pregnant". The boy thought for a moment... "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges

Rob, you weren't looking closely, it's a lass. The gloves are probably a fashion item. Terry.

This really is taking the pi$$ with sharks. Stick with it. Shark Baiting Terry.

If it gets much later, I'm going to be able to join in the fun. Terry.

I'm waving, definitely waving. Can I play? Terry.

Yep, I had all that, Duncan, and when I wouldn't play ball, they tried to send me to this site. After a lot of research, I located it in the UK. Reported everything with my 'evidence' to Microsoft who couldn't have been less interested. Terry.

Had one like this some while ago, they got short shrift. Very persistant though. The had a connection with an online company selling virus control programmes. Terry.

So, assuming you were getting circa 25 knots, you are now getting circa 53/54 knots. Bloody impressive for just a change of prop, I must look into this. Terry.

Nice to see them back, we used to see them fairly regularly in the late 60's, early 70's. I haven't seen one since then. Terry.

Yes. As far as I can see, despite various assertions to the contrary, I don't think it makes much difference. Mackerel need to swim against a current and I can't see them choosing death rather than swimming the opposite way. In the sea, they wouldn't be in this position so am fairly sure they don't have a strategy for it. Terry.

Does Mojacar fit in the due south of our territory? Don't know as I haven't checked on a map; worth checking, perhaps. Certainly in Cuba they eat barracuda with relish but maybe the Med ones are different. Terry.

The darn things seem to be more common than haddock off Christchurch. Terry.

Welcome to the Happy Band, Andrew. Remember to pop around to Jim's to see his artistic boat installation in the front garden. I think he's secretly collecting animals two by two just in case. Terry.

Alton Towers is good, Jim, and you won't have to get your boat wet.

Unfortunately Brian, they would eventually deteriorate the same as the originals. The Marguard is resistant to salt, UV light and scratching which would mean I can actually see out of them. This is a long ongoing situation with the Warrior windows which, although there is a solution, is expensive and therefore not considered necessary. Terry.

Hmmm! Thank you Rob, I'll look into it. Terry.

This one is one of four. The others appear when the video finishes at the bottom. Terry.

Marguard not now available on ebay as off cuts. Decided to find the real price. Apparently only available in 2m x 3m sheets for .........................

Thanks for that, Adam, just what I was looking for. I owe you one. Terry.

Watch this guy on the link provided, he is hilarious. How he gets away with some of it I don't know but, long may he continue. Yeoman of the Guard guide Terry.