Jim

Good offer Hooky. Jacqui & Myself were out today. One of the newer members should snatch this offer up ! Tight lines. Jim

Indeed ! It's a job we all put off while the weather's good ( boating weather ) Then when it's not boating weather we don't want to do it cos the weather's crap ! Well done for being strict with yourself Terry. Jim

I think he might succumb !

Big girl's blouse !

But it's too cold to go out !

But you would be TARGETING a protected species in a Nursery ! I hope the authorities would stop anyone trying to skirt around the rules or there's no point having them ! Jim

Happy Birthday Paul Jim

Well I hope Sandy's driving then !

Hmmmmmmm. Let me see - - - - - - - Hand full of spanners. Or Hand full of Fishing Rod ! I WONDER where Nigel is ? ? ? Happy Birthday old chap ! Jim

Happy Birthday Mick. Not a bad day for a bit of dangling ? ? Jim

Ouch !

Welcome Ron. Jim

Eeeeee Ecky Thump ! !

Chillax Man !

And So do we ! ! ! Very good news ! Is the man in a red outfit and a log white beard bringing it ? ? ? Ho Ho Ho

They phone me saying I have a Virus. I pretend to follow their instructions and switch the computer on. After delaying for a few minutes they as me what I can see ? I usually reply " Fairies dancing around the garden " or " Fluffy bunnies hopping about " After having to repeat it a couple of times they tell me to f*** off and hang up ! Well that's no way for a helpdesk to behave ! !

Jolly good. Safety in numbers and all that ! Don't take any S**t Graham.

2 grand off a boat in that sort of price range ? If they can't lose that to keep the sale then there's something wrong. Make sure you tell them which club you're a member of and how many people will be seeing this. Tell them to weigh up the 2 grand against the bad publicity ! ! ! Hope it get's sorted Graham. Jim

Happy Birthday.

Jacqui uses the Zip Top bags. But she uses a drinking straw to suck the air out and as she pulls the straw out she seals the bag. Seems to work very well and reduce the freezer burn. Jim

As my mate, in the shoe shop, knelt down with a pair of size 5 shoes in front of this sexy blonde in a short skirt, he couldn't resist a quick glance at her knickers. " Hey cheeky," She said, as she gave him a playful kick. "I bet the only reason you work here is to look up girls skirts isn't it?" " That's an absolutely ridiculous accusation, Madam," He said sternly............ " I don't even work here"!!

My mate's written a book about a young girl who takes drugs and encounters all kinds of strange creatures talking in an almost incomprehensible dialect. It ends up with her getting pregnant and becoming a single mother, living on a deprived estate, and surviving off benefits. It's called............ "Alice in Sunderland!!!"

Blimey Duncan ! That'll cost a lot in GIN !

Am I holding a testicle conference then Derek ? If I'm wrong then I'm sorry for misleading you Trev. Jim

Happy Birthday Big Col. Jim