Jim

Welcome James. Have you been informed of the club rules about supplying anyone called Jim cakes and beer on your first meeting ? Well you have now ! ! I dare say someone will tell you I don't need them. And they're probably right ! All the best. Jim

Oh well. Looks like a wasted chance.

Vavigation ? ? Navigation ! Dyslexic keyboard ! ! !

Hi folks, Not sure how this works but here goes . . . . . . . . . I'm supposed to be on a basic navigation course tomorrow. I've just found out that I can't make it. So there is a space available. I have not had time to inform Arran @ Absolute Aqua so not sure of the protocol. Lofty: Do any of your yakker mates need a place ? I would suggest that the first person to post on here should get the space. ( so loads don't turn up ) He may allow the money I've paid to be deducted from costs ( or he may not ) either way - - I've lost my dosh. Seems a shame to waste it. See the text file. Jim Nav Booking.txt

I'll give you a tenner for it Mike. Jim

Let's hope it changes soon Alun !

We wouldn't want Duff ones Brian. !

*&^%$£"

Nearly as big as Tiddler. I could use it as a Life Raft.

You had no WORMS Alun !

Ditto. Hope you're having a good one ! Jim

Grand kids coming down for Easter again. If I can get a few when they're here I'll be a happy chappy.

You mean the " Legal Bribe " course Chris. Lose a day's wages, pay double the fine but save the points ! !

Tiddler sneaked out today. Stayed in the harbour. Tried various places, Up towards Wareham and landed half a dozen Flatties. The biggest just over 3lbs. All went quiet so I nipped over to Goathorn and landed a couple more. ( Just little uns this time ) Then picked up a couple of small Chequer Bass ( which of course went back ) Decided to try drifting in the entrance and got 3 nice Bass ( which did not go back ). Just before packing up, I picked up a real surprise ! a 5lb Cod ( In the Harbour Entrance ! ! ! ) Lovely day afloat and nice weather ( in between the showers ) - - - - - - - - YES it's all codswallop ! ! But we desperately needed a catch report on here so I had to make one up ! ! Forgive me lads ! ! - - - - - - Cabin fever's getting to me. Jim

Ditto. Shame about this flipping weather. You'll have to have an extra slice of cake in stead ! Jim

I like the simple jokes ! ! They're much easier for me to understand. And Yes ! - - - - - - -I've sent it on to a few people !

Get off your horse and drink your milk ! !

And get the DNA marking Kit out ! I've also Stamped my post code all over my engine. Ruined the re-sale value but F*** them ! !

Ouch ! Good luck Jamie.

It'll all come right in the end Nige !

A very Happy Birthday to you all. Jim

Very good Steve. Thanks for sharing with us. Jim

Make sure you get some Worms !