The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old
lady because she had just married for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life,
about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and
then about her new husband's occupation.
"He's a funeral director," she answered.
"Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her
first three husbands and what they did for a living.
She paused for a few moments, needing time to
reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile
came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining
that she had first married a banker when she was in
her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her
40's, then a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her
80's, the funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such
diverse careers.
She smiled and patiently explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and
four to go."