Maverick Martin

Happy birthday Tom

Thanks guys, just getting ready to go out and partake in scoff and wine

Happy birthday guys. They say the sun shines on the righteous.......well it's hissing down so I guess you're not Have a great day

A man had two of the best tickets for the Rugby World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No .... ," he says, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible ...... !" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Rugby Cup Final, the biggest sporting event of the Rugby World and not use it ...... ? He says, "Well actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been to, together, since we got married ..... .... "Oh . . ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend, or relative, or even a neighbour, to take the seat ..... ?" The man shakes his head ... . ., "No ..... . They're all at the funeral."

Excellent news Nigel now crack the whip and we'll see you in Alderney Martin

I don't come on here very often but never suffered a problem so far. I guess Paul D will take a look later I'll report this post to him Martin

Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube? A. A laughing stock. Q What is the height of optimism? A: English batsman putting on sunscreen. Q. What is the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car? A. Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both. Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common? A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from. Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson? A.They both wore gloves for no apparent reason. Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the Pommies? A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball. Q. What's the difference between the Pommies and a funeral director? A. A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.

Yes Stuie their not rescheduling another date so the next open comp will probably be the Bream comp Martin

I was in a pub...... in far West Dorset last Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said, "Give me your number, sexy." I replied "Have you got a pen?" She smiled and said "Yes." I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing."

Poole Sea Angling Cod Comp is Cancelled

Yippee weekends coming...............................along with more wind and rain

Nige Starter motor jammed, tried the hammer but didn't want to hit it to hard. Now having it overhauled

Shut it Jim or next time I see you out I'll do a hard turn to port at 32 knots as I pass you................bye bye Tidler

Good luck with the sale what have you replaced Agus with? Martin

Well done Dave a superb fish

Good news Paul and good luck for the future Martin

Uuum perhaps they were going to use them in the flounder comp on Sunday .................I would say that's cheating

Dean and I will be in it Martin

Dean and I will be blowing away the cobwebs fishing the flounder comp George have you got a lift out? if not you're welcome to come with us Martin

Just a pup then

Happy birthday Jon have a goodun Martin

More details on page 4 of this thread http://www.worldseafishing.com/forums/boat-angling-angling-afloat/2093498-wsf-boat-meet-2014-a.html Anyone else planning/able to spend some time fishing Weymouth end? I intend to be there for a long weekend weather permitting 1. AWOL Martin - maybe Dean (haven't asked him yet)

Welcome back Dan Are you and your dad thinking of coming over to Alderney on your own boat? get your name on the list Martin

Showing off now Charlie