Maverick Martin

I would say that anything in aid of the RNLI is an appropriate use of club funds so I would guess that will be ok. I am meeting with Tony tomorrow am so will confirm either way later in the day on Friday Martin

Lofty I have spoke with Tony D and we will donate some prizes provided the proceeds from the event are going to Help For Heroes again? Martin

Do you mean Thursday?

My dream fish well done that man Martin

LOL

Excellent news Graham Tom at Prop solutions is brilliant at what he does. He sorted out AWOLS props problems in double quick time and deserves all the pats on the back he gets. Really pleased for you Martin

Yeh well done Mal on reaching the car park but word has it that your as bad at parking as my missus Seriously that's another to do ticked off you will only get more confident and better at boatman ship from now onwards Martin

Yes well done Steve you must have arms like Popeye gagagagaga

You've never asked before Rob

Happy birthday old fella Martin

Sue him for damages then give the money to movember

ROMANCE An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. SHE SAID: "YOU USED TO HOLD MY HAND WHEN WE WERE COURTING..." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me.." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck..." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked.. "To get my teeth!"

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs

All the best Steve and happy birthday Martin

Happy birthday Crossy Martin

Happy birthday Mal have a goodun Martin

All the best on your birthday Graham hope you havent been working Martin

Well done Lofty the first one is the hardest (and best), you'll be catching them like pout now Martin

Yes a big thank you to Rob Charlie and anyone else that had input. Also thank you to all our sponsors we really do appreciated your generosity As a club we are so lucky to have members willing to pick up the baton and turn ordinary events into extraordinary successes Thanks Martin

Rob i have also crossed my legs arms and eyes, that should do it

Happy birthday Stu Martin

SOLD I have 2 Volvo ZVO12 zinc rings (875821-1 suitable for 280DP-290DP-290 DPA- DPA-DBA

Advice copied from the RYA website

All quiet areas still 6 knots entrance still 10 knots. Main and Wareham channels whatever you like knots but watch your wash and drive with due consideration to others Martin

As Tony said I had one see through dab about 2.5 inches long Still I was pleased to have caught at least one target species Martin