Coddy

A fella goes for a job in the Quality Assurance department at Durex. The foreman takes him 'round the plant and shows him all the machinery and offers him the job. "What will the role entail exactly?" Asks the interviewee. "Well", says the foreman, "you have to check 1 in a hundred", and proceeds to remove one of the rubbers from the production line, stretches it, holds it up to the lights, then places it over his penis and calls the secretary over. She proceeds to hitch her skirt up, pull her knickers down and bends over. The foreman gives her a good rogering, after he's finished he removes the prophylactic, stretches it, holds it up to the light again to confirm no holes. "Easy as that", he says. "When do I start?" Asks the fella, unable to believe his luck. "Monday, 8:00 sharp!" Naturally, our hero hardly sleeps a wink all Sunday night, and is outside the Durex factory waiting to get in at 6:30. Anyway, the production line starts up and the fella faithfully counts as 100 ribbed black mambo's, (lubricated with sensodol for extra comfort). He picks up the 101st, stretches it, holds it up to the light to check for holes then pulls it over his old man and calls the secretary over. Over she comes, grabs hold of his manhood, and proceeds to rigorously masturbate him. Rather startled and confused, the fella just looks at the secretary who says... "Sorry, company policy. You've got to work a week in hand"

Hi Paul Sorry to hear of your engine problem. Like everyone else you are more than welcome to come out with me and maybe show me how to catch some fish! Coddy

What was the other one? Mudhopper or something, please remind us Tom Coddy

Welcome Gruffy Jump in with both feet, some even make it to their mouths! Coddy

Thanks guys I know it is a long shot for it to be down here but you never know. I would hate for it to happen to me let alone someone else as it is a lot of personal money tied up in an outfit. I will pass on your suggestions. Dave ps Rich you should have a PM about Florida.

Nice one Helen and Paul Coddy

I am on holiday in France for 2 weeks from Saturday so good luck to all who go out. Got to get up early to catch the ferry from ............................. Poole! Coddy

All the prices are on the web site as it does vary from the the time of year, it cost us

A friend of mines mate has had his nearly new Warrior 165 stolen from outside his house. The boat is about one year old with a blue splice running down the side. It had most of the warrior accessories fitted and had a mariner 75 two stroke on the back. If anyone knows of a boat fitting this description that suddenly appears or is offered at a very low price could you let me know. If seen please send to my home email address of jimshamilton@tiscali.co.uk This had high security wheel clamp on it and the triple lock standard on indespension trailers. Given it was stolen overnight and obviously serious tools were needed to overcome the above I think it was a professional job This was stolen from Scotland so may well make its way down South, so if you hear of a Warrior going cheaper than normal please give Jim a message via his email. Thanks to all Coddy

Dave H's 15lb Pollock

Picture of crew/mates, Rob is on the end right hand side.

Hi all, A friend from the Internet Fishing Club kindly invited me on the new self-drive charter boats, Arvor 230AS's, out of Plymouth with three other friends but as it turns out one of the guys could not make it so one of them dragged one of his mates Simon along. The group was me, Bob Black, Dave Huxley and his mate Simon. Well to say my day started off badly is an understatement! Got up nice and early for the 2+hr drive to Plymouth, car all packed ready to go the night before. Jumped into the car went to start the car nothing! Now I have a Renault Laguna with one of those key card things. When you insert it in the slot it is suppose to disengage the immobiliser etc. but nothing this morning, Must have tried 50 times but nothing. So being fed up I walked in to see the wife asking why was I still at home, a quick explanation and she said take my car! Now if you know my wife ANYTHING that smells even remotely fishy must NEVER, NEVER get near her car! So a quick change over of all the gear and a phone call to the RAC to come and sort out my car and I was away albeit 40mins late. To top it all, my in-laws who live with us, the mother-in-law fell out of bed and banged her head so my wife had to take up to the doctors to check her out! What a start to Monday for us all! A fairly fast drive down to Plymouth, keeping within the speed limits of course, Mr.Policeman, and nearly running out of petrol, but I eventually made it in time. In fact I was the first one there. I meet the owner, Rob Matson, who invited me to load up my gear on the boat and we sat and chatted whilst waiting for the others to arrive. These Arvor boats are superb. Rob

What world cup?????? Coddy

Hi all For those who have fitted an external fuel filter, those clear see-through type, onto their fuel line to the outboard, if you haven't replaced it in the last 12mths then can I suggest you do so or carry a spare with you on the boat. The reason for this is that on Saturday, I changed over tanks just before we headed home and as I pumped the fuel up the line with the hand bulb, I noticed a squirt of petrol from somewhere when it was under pressure. As I moved the fuel line the filter came apart in my hands! Now I didn't have a spare with me, thats was in the shed at home! However I did manage to remove the engine connector from the old f/filter and get enough line to reach the engine. I will now carry a spare with me and another fuel pipe just in case. Seems the plastic has weathered due to uv exsposure as it sits outside all the time and with all the other conditions it has to contend with I suppose it has done well. It has lasted about 2+yrs. Thought it might help others to just check their filters over before that next trip, just in case. Coddy

Happy Birthday guys and I hope you have a great day. Coddy

Went out from Wick on Saturday and by the time we got to the bar it was 7am, HT at 9am, and only just made it out! Headed out to get some fresh macky, which took some time to find. I was using tinsel feathers and Bill used smaller hockeyes and I managed more fish than him which is interesting in that if you can't find macky try changing feathers. Had a call to Neo and he was over at the Needles so we headed over there. This was my first attempt at Bass let alone at the Needles so it was all a new experiance for both of us. We followed Neo in his drift time and time but did not manage to hook into anything except the bottom and lost a few hooks. As I don't have a live bait tank rigged yet the joeys did not last long. We also were not trying the float method but it is all a learning curve. Tried to find some more joeys and only got a couple so straight back t the rips before they too died and tried a couple of drifts but still no takers. We then met a friend out there and we fancied a try for Rays so off to Freshwater Bay and dropped anchor but found ourselfs in Battersea dogs home. At 4pm we upped anchor for home. Great day but shame about lack of Bass maybe next time. Coddy

Hi Paul I will be out there as well, what time were you going to launch? Low tide is approx 9am Coddy

Happy Birthday Reg Many you get all the things you want ............... the blonde next door is not part of the package! Coddy

Sound fun, man pay good money for that sort of thing..... Sounds like we have a couple who are into bondage!!! Well done Tom, sounds a great evening. Coddy

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft. Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar." "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!" " And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Powers Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years." Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink. "'Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the Irishman. "'Tis truly fantastic!!!" At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?" With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there, too!" Coddy

Don't take the FPO with you as the shopping mall nearby has an expensive jewelry shop which will cost you even more! Coddy

Well done James Tell me how do you weigh a large conger on the boat? Do put it in a sack or use a large net and weigh it in that? Coddy

Hi all A group of friends all chat on another forum called the "Internet Angling Club" and for the last four years meet up at Hayling Island for a fish in over a whole weekend. It is all fishing for fun with the concept of enjoying the fishing and banter amongst mates. Some of the group travel down from Scotland and others from around the country all to have a good time. Saturday 3rd We launched the boat approx 6am from the boatyard and headed through Chichester harbour and off to Dean

My normal crewmate Bill is down in Poole for this week for a holiday but he has no access to a PC down here, so he has asked if anyone wants crew this week or this week-end give him a call on his mobile, 079587 705005. I have got to work and going away for the week-end so no fishing for me! Thanks Coddy

Bought my Navman from the states and had it repaired/updated here in the UK with no problems, and they are just down the road at Southampton. Voltage is the same 12 or 24v depending on your boat system but I think most equipment work ok on both voltages. Coddy