Coddy

Now there's an offer you can't refuse! Coddy

One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him "My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor!" "Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at Tesco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and only costs five quid.....a lot quicker and better than a doctor and you get Club card points". So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco. He deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks". That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and m*sturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurried back to Tesco, eager to check what would happen. He deposits five pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1) Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. 2) Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. 3) Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4) Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5) And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better........ Thank you for shopping at Tesco Coddy

Hi Charlie Resent to email you supplied. I dont think there is too much for others to worry about from me! Coddy

I was looking through the cllub members boat list as there seems quite a few members boats missing or boats have been sold to differant owners. Seems plenty are missing from the list, it would be nice to see some more so I could at least recognise a boat if it was not flying a flag. Coddy

Sam I sent them to your dads email address last night, Tuesday, if not got them what email address to use? Coddy

Hi all I have been shopping at Kam's I know where Paul J and Mike lives but not sure about others. Alun is away until Friday so no problem. The late purchases Kam and I were not aware of so may have to wait another day or two. Please send PM or whatever when you are in. Coddy

I will try to pop round tomorrow (Wednesday) on my way home from London. Coddy

Hi all Went out on a friends boat from Christchurch, as this was his first trip from Wick and out the harbour he was interested in the "danger" points. Once out f the harbour we went to find som macky but they were hard to find so off we went the the Ledge. I was surrprised that there was only 3 boats there. Dropped the pick but after an hour no fish so we decided to try another mark near the shore, it was then that I commented "was that thunder?" and then looked at the sky! As said already visability was very low and we ran out of fuel, just as it started to pour down! Guess who had to change over tanks!! I suggested that we drop anchor and ride out the weather as I knew it would not last too long. This we did and tried to keep as dry as we could. When the rain eased and vis improved dramaticly we headed back towards Christchurch entrance but by the time we got there the weather had improved greatly and it was getting very close to low water so we dropped anchor again and started to fish. We were soon into mackys and bream so not a complete waisted journey, but it was a good shakedown for my mate boat. We found the "new" radio kept blowing fuses as soon as it was turned on so thats got to be sorted as well as a few other little jobs. Nice to be out and glad to have dried out before driving home! Coddy

Kam How do we sort all this moneywise? When would you at home? My plans for next week Monday - Sheffield Tuesday - Oxford Wednesday - Romford Thursday - Shrewsbury Friday - Around home or even anywhere Pick your day Coddy

Hi all Pick up shopping list so far Me - Alderney Stopper Mike - Bilge Pump Alun - Anchor and warp Charlie - Fuel Transducer Paul do you want me to collect your ropes and wheel at the same time? Anyone else wants things collected/delivered? Coddy

Kam Can I reserve the Alderney stopper please? Can pick it up on my way through to Oxford or on the way home just name the day. Coddy ps I can pick up others bits and pieces if you wish as I pass Kam's house most days.

Kam I think you need to get out more Coddy

Hi Salar and Boatyeti As others have said, welcome to the madhouse............. well if your not you soon will be Coddy

Hi Charlie I see Great White is still up for sale (by you) on Boats for sale Coddy

Tom I have a shark weigh sling if you need to borrow it. Coddy

Nice one Paul. I see there will be an E Tec mini club soon Coddy

Now this looks far more fun Chaps Olympics Coddy

Well done Adam Nice fish, I also noticed the picture "modified" a bit. Must see if I can manage a spiky this year! Coddy

That explains why Noddy Holder use to SHOUT and not sing! Coddy

Don't tell me Paul, you are going to "pull over" as well! Have a great trip Coddy

Welcome on board matey Dive in the crew here don't bite! Well nearly most of them! Coddy

You are begining to sound OLD now Sam! Coddy

Hi Alan Rockley costs

Belated Birthday greetings Bill As you have guessed, I am home now for a few days! Dave