Brian

Rugby tickets England v Ireland March 17 St Patrick’s Day Twickenham This may be of interest to one of you. A friend of mine has two tickets in a corporate box for England v Ireland 17th Mar. He paid £300 each, but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place. It's at Marylebone Registry Office, at 4.30pm. The bride's name is Nicole -- she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook.

A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So she found out from her local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and attended diligently, learning all she could. When time for the practical exam approached, she prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, she was surprised to find that she had obtained a mark of 150%. Fearing an error, she called the instructor, saying “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting.†The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the exhaust !

Dear President Putin Save yourself billions of roubles, don't bother developing super-cruise missiles, send us two days of your winter weather and about 3" of snow, ............. it has much the same effect and paralyses the UK

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday guys.

SOLD

A friend is selling an upright freezer if anyone is interested. £50 or sensible offer.

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Thank You.

Thanks everyone

Thanks. Counting backwards now. 😎

Submarine trials.

I think you might be right. I'm very happy with the Warrior.

Are you still selling ORCA II ?

I used to carry one of those, when I went to Scotland on trials.

I'll buy her a woolly hat.

All on hold at the moment, might stick with MegaByte.

I'm in the hospital.........please hold my mail Hold my mail until further notice, as I am in hospital. I was badly attacked by a woman in an elevator. A witness got her photo. See below. I was in the elevator when she got in. I was casually staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press 1." So I did ... and I don't remember much afterwards. May be out of the hospital in a few days. --

A boat I had my eye on has been sold.

Thanks for your answers, I was going to take him to the bank. Change of plan, so it's not for sale at the moment.

I've got someone coming from Cornwall on Friday, bringing a trailer with him. What's the safest way of accepting payment?