Brian

TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS! - FUNNY! But so true. Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint? Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then. Why the different treatment for the two patients? The FIRST is a Golden Retriever. The SECOND is a Senior Citizen. Next time take me to a vet!

Anyone know someone who could TIG weld this. It's the Hammer from one of my guns. It's hardened.

Vince is a full member, just waiting to be upgraded.

Hi Vince As soon as Martin gets back from Alderney and upgrades you to Club Member, you'll be able to see the Training Topic.

Geoff joined the club at the May meeting.

It would help if you gave some details. Like electronics, engine (make, size, hours etc). and location.

Happy birthday Jim.

A Nottingham woman has lost her case at Nottingham magistrates court today, after she tried to sue "NHS Queens Medical Centre" after her husband went in for an operation which left him unable to have sex with her afterwards. Mrs Minger of Bulwell aged 67 said to reporters outside court this afternoon "Me and me 'usband Fred 'ave 'ad bangin' sex till 'e went ta 'ospital and 'ad 'is operation, now 'e's not interested 'n me and it's all down to them twats" ! The surgeon who performed the operation and attended court to give evidence said "all we did was remove Fred's Cataracts" !

Happy birthday Jacob.

Happy birthday Derek.

Happy birthday

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Breaking News: Downing Street release photo of first expelled Russian undercover agent leaving the country.

They must get a brilliant shine, the police have to cover up the vehicles so they don't dazzle everyone.

Sky News have just confirmed that the Leicester based company Walkers Crisps is to be taken over by a mega rich Arabian Consortium led by Sultan Sheikh.

Three contractors are asked to bid to refurbish the fence at 10 Downing Street. One contractor is from Birmingham, another is from Liverpool, and the third is from London. All three meet with a civil servant in Downing Street. The Brummie contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures and says, "I figure the job will run about £900. £400 for materials, £400 for my crew, and £100 profit for me." The Scouse contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says. "I can do this job for £700. £300 for materials, £200 for my crew, and £200 profit for me." The bloke from London doesn't bother to do any measuring or calculations; he just leans over to the civil servant and whispers, "I'll do it for £2,700" The civil servant is understandably incredulous, and says, "You didn't even measure like the others ! How did you come up with such a high estimate ?" The London bloke whispers back, "£1000 for me, £1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Liverpool to do the job." "Done!" replies the civil servant. *Now do you see how Carillion went under, leaving the taxpayer with the bills ?*