Brian

So even if the weather isn't crap, a few of us might feel crap

19 knots gusting to 26 knots on Sunday

Happy Birthday Neal, I'll bring your present to the next meeting.

Hi Neal. I've got it, somehow it found it's way into my bag. Just need to find a way of getting it to you.

I see the Dorset team came 2nd in the Police Shore Comp. Well done.

There's a pinned post, "Discounted Batteries" in Club Members Chit Chat.

Yes

Mick has got an Explorer Elite. If I was fishing the cod comp from Poole in my Warrior, I'd try the Spoil Grounds or 3n3.

I feel an evening beach session at Hamworthy Park is required.

Nice to know there are some about, just got to get an opportunity to get out there.

The date for the flounder comp was set months ago and if that needed changing due to bad weather the 14th would be about the only option before Christmas. No much point fishing for a Christmas hamper after Christmas. I feel that if the Cod comp is rescheduled, it shouldn't be done at the expense of the flounder comp.

The Flounder comp is on 7th Dec.

Hi Roger. Have we got a potential new member? My mistake, already a member.

:)

It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles, that you realize there is always a way to solve problems, without using violence.

A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied , 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your trouser pocket'. The man then said 'When I was at the races last week , Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.' The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'

Letter in the post.

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th wedding anniversary when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion I think that it is time I made a confession...... Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years..' The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'my love, you have been a perfect wife for 10 years! And I cannot hold your past against you.. Maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade so as to spice up our sex life a bit..?' She said, 'Darling I don't think you understood me correctly, my name was Bryn and I played rugby for Wales .........'