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Brian

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  1. Yes, They moved a few years ago. I thought they were the same, but I was wrong.
  2. Propeller Solutions Ltd Address: Bridge St, Bailie Gate Industrial Estate, Sturminster Marshall, Dorset BH21 4DB Phone:01258 858784
  3. http://ec.europa.eu/information_society/newsroom/cf/mare/itemdetail.cfm?item_id=22197
  4. Hi Martin Welcome to the Club. Sorry to hear about Paul.
  5. Travellers were 2013.
  6. It's not as good as it used to be. As Rob said, taken over by dealers or junk. I did pick up some fishing bit and pieces a couple of years ago, didn't buy anything last year. I prefer Beaulieu, admittance covers the motor museum as well.
  7. Dorset Boat Jumble this Saturday 28th March from 10am at Canford Park Arena, Poole BH21 3AP Adult entry £4
  8. Happy Birthday Ben
  9. Paul was a member 2010-11
  10. Not sure what the specimen size is for a diver
  11. You'll probably catch a diver on the Kyarra, it' a very popular dive site.
  12. Some years ago, there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco. Mensa, as you know, is a national organization for people who have an IQ of 140 or higher. Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe . When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt. How could they swap the contents of the two bottles without spilling any, and using only the implements at hand ? Clearly -- this was a job for Mensa minds. The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally, came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer. They called the waitress over, ready to dazzle her with their solution. "Ma'am," they said," we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker." But before they could finish .......... the waitress interrupted. "Oh -- sorry about that." She leaned over the table, unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched them. There was dead silence at the Mensa table. Reminds me of the government, solutions would be so simple, but the brilliant minds have to make the situation difficult ....
  13. Happy Birthday Dean.
  14. Brian

    Man Joke

    Last night my wife sent me a text, saying she was in casualty. When I got home I watched all 50 minutes of it,..........never saw her once. She still hasn't come home yet. I'm starving.
  15. Brian

    Life elsewhere

  16. Brian

    new boat

    Congratulations
  17. Hi Steve. Send me an email, so I have your address and I'll send you an Info. Pack. Regards Brian brunyard@hotmail.com
  18. Brian

    Important Tip

  19. Brian

    Correct

    From the album: Misc

  20. Happy birthday Andy
  21. Happy birthday Duncan.
  22. Brian

    Seabung

    Looks a bit risky to me, you've got to remove the pipe, then open the sea cock to insert the bung. Then you have to remove the sea cock and fit a new one, probably one handed while holding the bung in place.
  23. Hi Ian Soon be arranging new membership cards. Can Cerrie produce double sided cards? Regards Brian
  24. My son-in-law forgot to look before he went off to France.
  25. Brian

    The Last Kiss

    Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge.So they stopped.... George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't want to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe... why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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