Brian

"The car park would be visible from Brownsea". I assume the squirrels objected then.

Yes, the new big one is Eddie Jordan's.

Could be the Poole Head sewer marker.

Better not keep East Looe number 4 Buoy to Port when entering Poole, it's a bit shallow !!!!!.

Mickey O'Flynn worked in an Irish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his p**** in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist. After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Mickey to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind. The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Mary, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Mickey tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his p**** in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired. Mary gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact p****. She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?" Mickey replied, "I think she got fired, too."

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Agnes arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously. "What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wife Molly, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!" "Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Molly would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened." Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation…......she never got your E-mail!"

No trouble here with Windows 8.1

Happy Birthday Martin.

Thanks guys. Happy Birthday Jamie

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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.... Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. Jokes about German sausages are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. When chemists die, apparently they barium. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble. Broken pencils are pretty much pointless. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx. All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. As of now, it appears the police have nothing to go on. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. Velcro - what a rip off!

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The comments say West of Bournemouth Pier. Near Durley Rocks perhaps?

Bait cam was very interesting, the eels certainly don't mess about.

My Resimay To hoom it mae consern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type reale quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.. I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr. Sinseerly, BRIANNA PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a picktere of me. Employer's response: Dear Brianna, It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday.

Stuie Your efforts with the press are paying off. Well done.

Here's the Junior Prize presentation from months Boat Fishing Monthly.

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my fishing gear." "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked. "I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other w&nker using my fishing gear." She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another w&nker?"

I see we're in this months BFM. Photo and report on page 12, Tony presenting the cheque to Paul Fennell of HOW. Sent from my GT-I9305 using Tapatalk

Isn't the hole in the housing slightly larger than the bore of the bearing, if so you should be able to push it out. If that isn't an option, a suitable sized rawbolt, tightened up in the bore of the bearing will give you something to push/hit.