Brian

Thinking about going out on Wednesday to see if there's anything about. Sent from my GT-I9305 using Tapatalk

Happy Birthday chaps. Sent from my GT-I9305 using Tapatalk

So it does.

Same here

She won't see it. Sent from my GT-I9305 using Tapatalk

We had a power cut at home this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system all shut down. Then I discovered that my Phone battery was flat and to top it off it was windy outside, so I couldn't go fishing. I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power, so I talked with my wife for a few hours. She seems like quite a nice person.

Hi James Sorry I missed you at Rockley yesterday, You were going as we came in. We waved back, your boat looked to be going very well, pity the speed limit will be back on in 29 days time. I've sent Martin (Maverick) an email confirming your membership, so you'll soon have access to the Members Only area. There's definitely no need to buy Jim any cakes, I think he's already eaten them all and most of the pies.

Ran out of worms at 21:00 so packed up and came home. It was a smashing evening to be sat at Evening Hill. Final score. 5 crabs and 1 flounder to Mark (about the same size as his hand).

Well we went out from 09:00 'til 11:30 and didn't get a bite, just a few crabs. It was a cracking morning to be out, harbour was like glass. So now sat on the beach at Evening Hill using up the worms. So far exactly the same results as this morning. Sent from my GT-I9305 using Tapatalk

MegaByte will be out for a couple of hours in the morning, probably stay in the harbour, will have Grandaughter on board. No doubt if anything is caught it'll be her and not me.

1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch 2.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. 3.Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers. 5.Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now. 6.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring. 7.Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 8.Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!! 9.Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 10.Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk. 11.The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 12.Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers 13.Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. 14.Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about 15. Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly 16.Law of Public Speaking -- A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET! 17.Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it! 18.Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick. If you don't forward this to your friends, your belly button will unscrew. Really... It's true. I read it on the Internet!

Ben Saville (based near Poole, Dorset) has recently had his distinctive Ocean Kayak Trident 13 stolen - please keep an eye open for it - its a rare colour and its unlikely that somebody won't see it around or for sale somewhere.

A mate has a pair of MG Duff ZD77 Pear Shape Anodes that are surplus to requirements. He's asking £25 each. http://www.mailspeedmarine.com/anodes/mg-duff/spare-zd77-pear-shape-anode126035.bhtml

What gave the game away? The bit about being "out" and not sat in the garden? Or the bit where Jim caught a fish? :lol:

Happy Birthday Andy. Sent from my GT-I9305 using Tapatalk

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Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car,. A passing soldier assures her that he can help. She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, ...... Rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door. Magically it opens....... "That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?" "Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis". DON'T BLAME ME, I ONLY PASSED IT ON......!!!!!!!!! Blame Derek Must go fishing soon !!!

That's a good idea. Sent from my GT-I9305 using Tapatalk

To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security costs. OLDER PEOPLE ARE EASIER TO CATCH AND WILL NOT REMEMBER HOW TO GET BACK HOME. I thought I probably wouldn't see most of you again. Then it dawned on me, ....... I'll see you on the bus.