Brian

Happy Birthday Budgie.

An RAF Group Captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Group Captain decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?" A Wing Commander chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work. A Squadron Leader said it was 50-50%. A Flight Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the Group Captain turned to the Corporal who was in charge of making the coffee. What was his opinion? Without any hesitation, the young Corporal responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure." The Group Captain was surprised and as you might guess, asked why? "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them." The room fell silent.

1) Court Jester - Neal, Ian Simpson + room for one more if anyone interested! 2) Marlin - Greg and Vic 3) Alfresco - Charlie and crew TBC 4) Kingfisher - Chris, Mal, Nigel & Chris A (Non member) 5) Awol - Martin, Dean (probably) 6) Frisky Fox - Mike, Carol 7) Holy Mackerel- Jann Triska, Pete Richardson and Dave Loader (Non Members). 8) Kelley's Hero- John Stevenson, Allan Green, Dave Samuels and Frank Morris. 9) lady jane - Andy, Jason (non member) 10) JV - crew tbc 11)fillet up Ben , Jack 12)Redfin- Peter &Matt 13)Serenity - Tony & Nigel 14)Valton -Tony-Malcolm + non member tbc 15) Ever Hopeful -Andrew + Andy Brown (non member) + Ian Green (non member) 16) Just Chillin - Rich and Emma 17) Illusion - Tom Smith, Steve & Nick (non members) 18} Rio Tinto - Keith Brown, & Dominic (non member

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Translation: "According to a serious survey 99.9% of males looking at this picture won’t notice the mouse on the donut !"

An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work". The German doctor says: "that's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work". The Russian doctor says: "gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work". The United States doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

Sounds good, dates are now in my diary.

I like the front page. BIG improvement.

A young lady, very conscious of her small boobs went to see Doctor Jones, to see if anything could be done to make them larger without costing a fortune. The doctor examined her and said, "every morning after your shower, rub them and say "Scoobie, Doobie, Doobies I want bigger boobies". She did this and after 5 months was excited to have a nice pair of 36 D's. Running late for work one morning, as she got on the bus, she realised she'd forgotten the exercise, not wanting them to shrink, she stood up in the bus, rubbed her boobs and said "Scoobie, Doobie, Doobies I want bigger boobies". A chap sat close by asked her if she was a patient of doctor Jones, yes she said, how did you guess? He smiled and said "Hickory Dickory Dock......................".

Can't the magnets be removed?

Very nice. Good luck with her.

When I was in the pub I heard a couple of plonkers saying that they wouldn’t feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman. What a pair of sexists. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the thing!

Could this be the next mod? http://youtu.be/Nor6h3c8TYc

I assume it'll be a transom mount transducer. Mount at least 12" from engine.

Hi Mick. Welcome to the forum. I've passed your username to Martin, as soon as he sees my email he'll upgrade your access to Club Member.

Hi Ian Welcome to the forum, I've passed your details to Martin (aka Maverick), he'll shortly update your access to Club Member.

Cobbs also gets my vote. Before moving to dry storage at Rockley, I used to have an annual pass for Cobbs. Steep enough to launch and recover without unhitching the trailer and no need to get the car tyres wet.

Happy birthday to both of you.

Luckily I survived although Diane keeps trying to make me suffer from it.

What Jim really means is "Sorry he missed out on the sausage sarnies".

Allan. Leave some for me on Thursday (weather permitting). !! Sent from my GT-I9305 using Tapatalk

Here's the article that Adam posted with the photos. Live Bait Tank.doc

Might be worth seeing if the chandlers at Parkstone Yacht Club (Quay West Marine) sell it, I've found they're usually cheaper than anyone else around for most things.