Brian

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Translation: "According to a serious survey 99.9% of males looking at this picture won’t notice the mouse on the donut !"

An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work". The German doctor says: "that's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work". The Russian doctor says: "gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work". The United States doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

Sounds good, dates are now in my diary.

I like the front page. BIG improvement.

A young lady, very conscious of her small boobs went to see Doctor Jones, to see if anything could be done to make them larger without costing a fortune. The doctor examined her and said, "every morning after your shower, rub them and say "Scoobie, Doobie, Doobies I want bigger boobies". She did this and after 5 months was excited to have a nice pair of 36 D's. Running late for work one morning, as she got on the bus, she realised she'd forgotten the exercise, not wanting them to shrink, she stood up in the bus, rubbed her boobs and said "Scoobie, Doobie, Doobies I want bigger boobies". A chap sat close by asked her if she was a patient of doctor Jones, yes she said, how did you guess? He smiled and said "Hickory Dickory Dock......................".

Can't the magnets be removed?

Very nice. Good luck with her.

When I was in the pub I heard a couple of plonkers saying that they wouldn’t feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman. What a pair of sexists. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the thing!

Could this be the next mod? http://youtu.be/Nor6h3c8TYc

I assume it'll be a transom mount transducer. Mount at least 12" from engine.

Hi Mick. Welcome to the forum. I've passed your username to Martin, as soon as he sees my email he'll upgrade your access to Club Member.

Hi Ian Welcome to the forum, I've passed your details to Martin (aka Maverick), he'll shortly update your access to Club Member.

Cobbs also gets my vote. Before moving to dry storage at Rockley, I used to have an annual pass for Cobbs. Steep enough to launch and recover without unhitching the trailer and no need to get the car tyres wet.

Happy birthday to both of you.

Luckily I survived although Diane keeps trying to make me suffer from it.

What Jim really means is "Sorry he missed out on the sausage sarnies".

Allan. Leave some for me on Thursday (weather permitting). !! Sent from my GT-I9305 using Tapatalk

Here's the article that Adam posted with the photos. Live Bait Tank.doc

Might be worth seeing if the chandlers at Parkstone Yacht Club (Quay West Marine) sell it, I've found they're usually cheaper than anyone else around for most things.

Surely if mounted below the waterline, these have to potential to sink the boat. Scuppers need to be above the waterline and preferably have some means of sealing, (ask Nigel aka Niggle).

Not me Rob Trying to identify it for Gazza, as he is thinking of getting another engine and needs to know what size to get. Come on guys, anyone got any ideas?