crazy fred

i can hear the slintering of fiberglass aerials

nowaday,s they use HAT for bridges which is highest astronomical tide so , HAT +2.1mtr

jack theres no way back best leave the solar panel in place

i find these work quite well

looking good lots of BLING

Al tommy is on there but he cant see over the gunwal

well i thought it meant A WAD OF LUNATICS hmmm

5kva generator being converted

end of feb and the running gear is due to be installed in two weeks time and im starting to fit the galley as well

Miss Behavin seems appropriate

mca 60 mile code

a loverly pair

dive platforms

the dash near cmpletion

Crazy walked into a small boat meeting with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished members. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my tackle inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The meeting of fine anglers murmured their approval. Crazy stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his tackle in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as all the members gasped. After a minute, Crazy grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and Crazy removed his tackle, unscathed as promised. The members cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. Crazy stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone

A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one." The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me claustrophobic and ill. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii." The genie thought for a few minutes and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved with the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be >to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. No, that is just too much to ask." The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "There is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they so temperamental,and why are they so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes them tick?" The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"

looks like a bad case of radiation fog

where's the pack your bags love iv'e got a new model comming!!!

I can't believe you were so buisey you wernt watching GMTV on the sat nav

whalasay in the shetlands and she's going to be turned into a potter o Oh and the licence so it could fish commercialy was nearly half the cost of the boat

well the fish can feel safe for three months now

netters have been getting them for over a week in the bay biggest reported 22lb

most go to japan,when there caught there stored in rsw tanks held at -1 then landed to the processor and shipped off. They haul the trawls which have net monitors on which tells them when they have about 200 tons in so as to not crush the catch but when blue whiting fishing 500 tons a haul is not uncommon these nets fish 70 mtrs high and around the front edge of the trwl it is 2400mtrs!! that would trawl up most football grounds

just a shade under 800hp not like the chap who bought cyclone. his other boat has 7500hp and is 240ft long and has a top speed of 18 knts and burns 2 tons yes thats two tons of fuel an hour whilst towing. so its wiping out two of the earths resources at once ie fuel and mackerel as the average tow is 2-300 tons per haul. When in season and a three day trip =1000-1400 tons for three day trip and it then takes nearly two day's to pump the fish ashore at 40 tons per hour now thats fishing

A woman was shopping at her local Asda supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, And a 1 lb. package of bacon. As the woman was unloading her items on the conveyor belt at an Asda check out, a PBSBAC member was standing behind her watching as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the PBSBAC member calmly stated," You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the member to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The member replied, "'Cause you're ugly"