Graham Nash

I dont have any Jim ...... maybe they already been stolen . I had some little scroats ransack my boat when it was in my yard (I knew it was scroats because I had CCTV keeping it's eye on it, and of course it was during school holidays time).

I'm with John on this one. Fire is not something that abides by rules and can get out of hand very quickly. Better to be safe than sorry and I am sure the coastguard and RNLI would rather tow a slightly red faced boater in than a charred coffin.

well done you nutters on your kayaks!!!! Martin you really didnt miss much today.

excellent. well done George and full marks for putting it back.

have a look at this thread Jonny ..... I had Wayne from Cut and Cover (A local guy) come and do mine. From memory it was done within a few days of me contacting him. http://www.pbsbac.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=7841

I have bought plenty of those off ebay and they are pretty naff. I have recently had one made specifically for my boat and it is top notch .... no more leaves, water or anything and it keeps the inside spotless.

the fuel barge does bait, not sure if he does live bait tho' (01202 842877)

it would seem there are two comps on the same day alun .... Bass and kayak.

see ... i knew someone would correct me ..... sorry I was only thinking of the bass comp.

I may be wrong but I am pretty sure as this is a species comp (Bass) then only Bass will be counted. There are 2 prizes, best fish overall and best catch and release fish (which could both be the same thing). Weight is done on trust so no weigh in so ideally you will have weighed your own fish before releasing it unharmed . I am sure someone will tell us both if I am wrong.

1. Alfresco Charlie + crew TBC 2. Graham (Little Sal) + one crew TBC

I have been out of the harbour myself Peter and the boat seems perfectly capable in favourable conditions. The low sides put me off going out in anything other than perfect tho (although I have seen lots of MUCH smaller and MUCH lower boats out in conditions that I would not even consider).

bump .... going extremely cheap ..... the trailer is probably worth the price alone!

good night Rob

Thay must have been a bum clenching moment .... I wonder what happened to the person who went overboard at 0.24?

I have a couple of pairs of chest waders (neoprene) that I have not used for nearly 2 years, they have been hanging over my fence since last used. Looking at them it looks like at least one pair has a hole in each knee (but easily repaired). They need to go so if any club member collects them very soon they are welcome to them free , any non members can have both pairs for a tenner (I am looking to get rid of them quickly and dont want to hold onto them for ages so please arrange to collect quickly otherwise they will go to the recycle bin) .... I am size "fat" and about a 10 foot and they stretch over my tummy fine I also have a 2.8 inflatable, bought (and blown up) new over 2 years ago, used twice as a tender and twice as a play thing but has sat in my factory and garden ever since (never blown up again and still has plenty of air in it). I used it with a 3.3hp or 5hp engine as one of the rowlocks broke the fist time I used it (replaced with a better one but have never used it since). Paid

very nice Rob .... We are very lucky to live in such a beautiful area.

I just "you tubed" that prestige 34 and it looks like a very nice piece of kit!! It sounds like you have the almost perfect job Tom, the onlt thing that could improve it would be a little more time to fish .

Thats a nice view from your patio Gordon.

Excellent to see you are still enjoying the water Gordon. Mike seems very happy with Fugazi too.

I had one about 3 months ago; I told the caller I wanted his number as I was going to pass it on to the police .... he proceeded to give me a totally fake number and ended it with "You F&*^ing mother F&*^er" .... I was gobsmacked!! We didnt continue with the call

shame that Paul ...... I will be there but i go by train so I can take in the whole experience.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14309097

A teacher asks her class to use the word contagious. Roland, the class swot, gets up and says, 'Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious.' 'Well done Roland,' says the teacher. 'Can anyone else try?' Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails says, 'My Gran says there's a bug going round and it's contagious.' 'Well done, Katie,' says the teacher. 'Anyone else?' Little Johnny jumps up and says, 'Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a 4 cm brush and my Dad says it will take the ....... nice gentleman a long time .' If this one breaks any rules I apologise (and accept if it gets removed) but I thought it was so good I just had to share it.

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960, and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. 'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. 'Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?' 'Iced tea, please,' Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea. 'So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?' she asked. 'Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach.' 'Peggy likes to screw, you know,' Mom informed him. 'Really?' Fred replied; eyebrows rose. 'Oh yes,' the mother continued, 'When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!' 'Is that so?' asked Fred, incredulous. 'Yes,' said the mother. 'As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!' 'Well, thanks for the tip!' Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening. A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture, wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred. 'Have fun, kids!' the mother said as they left. Half an hour later, a completely dishevelled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her. 'The Twist, Mom!' she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen. 'The bloody dance is called the Twist!