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A Blonde goes to Heaven A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates. 'I'm sorry, 'St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of godly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.' 'That's cool' said the Blonde, 'What does the Entrance Exam consist of?' 'Just three questions' said St Peter. 'Which are?' asked the Blonde. 'The first,' said St Peter, 'is, which two days of the week start with the letter 'T'? The second is 'How many seconds are there in a year'? The third is 'What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?' 'Now,' said St Peter, 'Go away and think about those questions and when I call upon you, I shall expect you to have those answers for me.' So the Blonde went away and gave those three questions some considerable thought (I expect you to do the same). The following morning, St Peter called upon the Blonde and asked if she had considered the questions, to which she replied, 'I have.' 'Well then,' said St Peter, 'Which two days of the week start with the letter T?' The Blonde said, 'Today and Tomorrow.' St Peter pondered this answer for some time, and decided that indeed the answer can be applied to the question. 'Well then, could I have your answer to the second of the three questions' St Peter went on, 'how many seconds in a year?' The Blonde replied, 'Twelve!' 'Only twelve' exclaimed St Peter, 'How did you arrive at that figure?' 'Easy,' said the Blonde, 'there's the second of January, the second of February, right through to the second of December, giving a total of twelve seconds.' St Peter looked at the Blonde and said, 'I need some time to consider your answer before I can give you a decision.' And he walked away shaking his head. A short time later, St Peter returned to the Blonde. 'I'll allow the answer to stand, but you need to get the third and final question absolutely correct to be allowed into Heaven. Now, can you tell me the answer to the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?' The blonde replied: 'Of the three questions, I found this the easiest to answer.' 'Really!' exclaimed St Peter, 'And what is the answer?' 'It's Andy.' 'Andy??' 'Yes, Andy,' said the Blonde. This totally floored St Peter, and he paced this way and that, deliberating the answer. Finally, he could not stand the suspense any longer, and turning to the blonde, asked 'How in God's name did you arrive at THAT answer?' 'Easy' said the Blonde, 'Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited til his billy boiled.' And the Blonde entered Heaven...? ... you're singing it now, aren't you

You probably don't need a manual for the 5600, it's such a basic set. Rotary controls for On/Volume; Squelch; Channel. Push buttons for 25W/5W; Channel 16; Dual watch; Channel M. and I believe you dim the display by pulling the Squelch knob. Cancel Dual Watch to Transmit.

Isn't that always the way. Do it perfectly and there's not a person in sight.

Dave I don't have a manual but I do have a circuit diagram. By memory the manual for the Midland/Searanger/Aquamarine/etc 5600 was only about 4 pages.

Wish I'd noticed this post before, maybe I'd have had more luck than 1 Gilthead Bream and a Ballan Wrasse. My crew had a Tub Gurnard and 3 small bass. Still it was good to be out. Sea Sparkle was fishing about 30 yards away from us and as soon as we packed in and headed home Diane had a Plaice followed by 2 more. They always catch as soon as we leave, maybe there's some money to be made, I'll leave sooner for the right price!!!!!

Thanks for that Terry. I do have a mark that's much closer, although I haven't fished it for a few years. I'll try that first.

Going fishing tomorrow, haven't been for about 3 weeks. I'll be launching at Cobbs about 10:30 and probably fish somewhere to the East of the Hook Sands and try for plaice. I'll let you know how we get on

Mark I've a pm with my phone numbers. Give me a call and we'll arrange to meet up and check things out while you're down here. I've got a spare antenna and a couple of spare radios, if need be you can borrow one, so one way or the other we'll get you working.

Mark Where are you? I have a VHF VSWR meter and could check your aerial for you.

Just received a reply from: Val Taylor Transportation Services Hatch Pond Road Poole Dated Monday 12th "The sign at Baiter has got the right date on but sadly the wrong day there will be work done on the slip way tomorrow morning at 05:00 to prepare for tarmacing on Wednesday morning early".

What's the minimum size?

I sent an email to the council, asking is it wed and Thurs or 13th and 14th? So far no reply.

Jim, you been on the booze???? ?????????????? Is that Tues 13th & Weds 13th maybe ? ? Tuesday and Wednesday both the 13th????????????.

Ten Russian spies were found in America posing as civil servants. Meanwhile, twenty three English lads were found in South Africa posing as footballers.... ________________________________________________________________ Agent Capello, please return to the Italian FA Headquarters, your mission is complete. ________________________________________________________________ Oxo are introducing a new white oxo cube with a red cross on it to support England. It's called the Laughing Stock . ________________________________________________________________ Police are asking for witnesses after an elderly black man had several shots fired at him from close range and was left badly shacken in what is described as a race related incident. Several Germans were thought to be responsible and the victim a Mr David James of Portsmouth was taken to hospital with mild shock. It is also alleged that at the time of the shootings ten bystanders looked on and did nothing to help Mr James.

Often thought about them, but they're not cheap.

John, (wotu2uk) is selling his Arvor 200

If you dare to send Helgar, I will never forgive you. The mounts it is worse than the Blitzkrieg Who is Helgar?

Derek Sounds familiar.

Lets hope it doesn't go to penalties on Sunday, the last time we beat the Germans in a shoot out was in 1944.

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Yellow Penguin at Parkstone Bay Marina are Mercury dealers, I don't know if they'll come to you. They're also Suzuki dealers and I'm very pleased with the service I've had, I tow the boat to them. Their phone mumber is 01202 710448.

Derek, not brave, just that Diane doesn't see this site.

Fall Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Thursday September 30, 2010 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.. Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. Class 13 When out with friends, how to go to the Ladies on your own. 4 Wednesdays for 2 hours at 7.00pm

Charlie I won't be going to the Weymouth trip, but if we're out at the same time somewhen, it would be good to compare. The "baguette Holders" take about 2 minutes to remove, so we could try without, with and with a proper reflector.

Jim (Small Fry), delivered my rod holders last night, went for the 5 as the 10 seemed a bit OTT.