Brian

Come on then Dave, don't keep us in the dark, what vouchers??????????? Just looked on the PSP site and if you buy tickets early they ONLY cost

If you're stuck in the harbour due to the weather, you'll need some ragworm for the flatties. You could try for Bass in the harbour, provided you're outside a line drawn from Salterns through Brownsea Castle to Jerry's point. Inside of that line it's a bass nursery area.

Good point.

Signed

Dave (Pirky) You're looking for something a little bigger than "Now Or Never", how about this? Fishing Boat for Sale

Well it's different, but he only had about 3" of chain.

I used to fish and dive from one, out of Kimmeridge about 35 years ago.

That's not like you Jim Or you Derek.

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that's easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. I beg to differ because, there is. When you marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE". And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED"! And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ... "COMPLETELY FINISHED"!!!

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American Archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians". One week later, the British authorities reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in North Yorkshire, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless."

Hi Dave Glad you got it sorted ok.

I wasn't going to say a thing.

Congratulations

Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like this " HERE " without the inverted commas. Or click on the button marked "http://" and paste the address and then when it asks for a name type "Here" or whatever else you want to call it.

The skipper looks very relaxed towards the end, sitting there with his arm resting on the window sill.

Hi Nige I think I'd write to the Chief Constable and ask for an explanation as to why they weren't interested in tracking the iphone to help recover the controlled drugs.

Hi Johnny It's on WSF HERE

I see from WSF that Enticer has now been sold.

Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And you thought he was buried at sea!!!!

The best advice is: Don't put off till tomorrow, what you can do today. Then if you like it, you can do it again tomorrow.

I've been rumbled

A tough looking group of bikers were riding along when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up as a girl......"

It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London .. A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't got tickets. The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. "McTavish , Scotland " he says, "Discus" and in he walks. The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. "Waddington-Smythe , England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks. The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland " he says, "Fencing."