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Glad I don't manage that boatyard Imagine phoning the owner Charlie

Hard luck mate I can only imagine how fed up you must feel, I am sure we understand why you were being so secretive and still the deal fel through. I am sure the correct one will pop up soon Charlie

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Very sharp Kam

Happy Birthday Mate I hope that you have managed to go AWOL from work on a nice calm winters day If you are passing the Haven pop her in CU tonight Charlie

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Bob Come around for a demo if you like I have a bit of gellcoating to do Charlie

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Nice report duncan and a good eel I hope that you have sent a catch report through, as its over 100% specimen size Well done on the PB, not trying to sneak a big eel while I am OOA are you? Go for it mate Charlie

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I find it hard to believe that anyone would accelerate to pass under a bridge, on a cruise ship with a pilot onboard. but then again I would not have believed Freds incident if it were not on film. imagine the incident report to the MCA we just clipped the bridge ??? Charlie

Hi Bob As Peter says its all about matching the colour and getteng the set time correct by judging the amount of catalyst to add Peter is the main man for these repairs but if I can help give me a bell I also have some at home if you need some You can apply many ways but I think I would brush it over that area, a couple of coats without wax then a waxed topcoat was the advice I recieved To build up thickness to allow for flattening with wet and dry before polishing, Charlie

Nice fish Dom Hell of a Cod to start with, and a good contender for the fish of the month. Actually its not far off the heaviest cod recorded last year so it certainly sets a good target for the 2007 cod trophy. I no doubt have been sent a catch report. Duncan I like the photo mate well impressive Well done Charlie

How True I will now go home feeling Happy and play with my new toy in the garden. Charlie

What a beauty When is she getting wet Fred? Charlie

Following requests by Members and the Jan Committee meeting our competition program has been agreed. Following a couple of sponsor confirmations I will soon type it up for distribution with the Feb Newsletter and hope that the changes meet with Members approval and encourage a bigger participation in our comps. I hope you like the changes At this early stage We wanted to let everyone know that Andy at Poole Angling Centre has agreed to sponsor 9 prizes [Rods] that will be awarded to Members catching the best fish of the Month. at the meeting it was agreed that the Club will purchase 3 more rods so that these prizes can be awarded for all 12 months. Our Fishing year Runs from January to the end of December so in fact this competition has already started. Members will only be eligable to win one of these Rods in a 12 month period, if A Member gets the best fish for more than one month he will still be awarded the Fish of the month trophy but the rod will go to the next eligable fish by its specimen percentage. The Trophys will be awarded at the Dinner and Dance but the Rods will be awarded at the next one of our Monthly Club Meetings. As Jan is rapidly going I thought it important to let as many people know as possible and encourage you to report all fish that you catch Very Tight lines Charlie

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Hi Carl Well done mate, nice to know that we sea faring types are still willing to look after each other. Some peoples lack of knowledge and experiance is no reason to ignore them when in peril. I hope that your fish was not a prizewinner Charlie

I am sure the people on that coast love that 4 engine boat roaring past so close inshore. At planning speed the wash will not be huge but the annoyance would be Charlie

Wish I had seen that a year ago I could have been fishing last summer Just what I needed a boat ready to go all hard work done. NOT Charlie

Hi Adam Its Sad to see them go mate, but I am sure you will get a good replacement Charlie

Mike F The spots we look for off anvil point are 36 to 42 metres deep therefore if the tide is running and to be sure the metal bites a long warp is required. A nice day and neap tide 3:1 would work but that is still over 100 metres of warp. loads of members have failed to get their anchors to hold when trying to fish these marks without sufficient size of anchor, amount of chain or length of warp. Ask the lads from Burnham, they tried to share marks and failed due to mud anchors and short warps Mad Mike We can not paint all Yachties with the same brush But i am sure more members have been cut up or crowded out by a Yacht under sail than have returned the favour. I will not elaberate here, but they do not like fisheads in their sails even if they were close enough just to lob them in as the sailed past my anchored boat 2 miles out. charlie