Gnasher

3 dogs at the vet. 1st dog looks at the 2nd and asks "so y are u here then?" he looks back and replies "i ate my owners sausage roll and am here to be put down" the 2nd dog then asks the 1st dog "so y are u here then?" "im here coz I peed on the kitchen floor and am here to be put down aswel" 1st dog then turns to the 3rd dog and asks what he is in for. 3rd dog looks back and replies "well im in here because i was watching my sexy blonde owner bent over doing the hoovering so i sneeked up and proceeded to do what dogs do best and dry hump her" 1st dog says "I cant beleave shes brought u in to be put down for that" 3rd dog replies "who said anything about being put down? Im only in here coz she says I need to get my claws trimmed"

what do you do if u see a fire man? put it out man what do you do if you see a space man? park in it man why didnt the lefe gaurd save the hippy? Coz he was to far out man I know u have all heard em b4 anyway

Just got my self some of there chesties. 14 quid, gotta b a bargin

For all those gardeners amongst us......... A tip....For if you ever need to kill off some grass dont use weed killer but use whisky instead.......... Pour a bit on and it comes up HALF CUT. Dan

From what I have heard from some of my mates, Roger Bayzand on Sundance puts you on fish every time. I think he may be more expensive though, but not sure. His prices and dates are on Deepsea. He also keeps his web page updated and it is apparent that he has a history of putting people on fish. A nice big cat with plenty of space aswel.

Got It..........House and Co its in the Thompson Local but not under fishing but under Netting

What do u call a man with a car on his head? A.Jack A bloke in a restaurant looks at the man on the table next to him eating a tasty bowl of chilli. He asks the waitress for the same and she replies that it was so popular and that they have no more left. The bloke on the next table wipes his chin and and says that he has finished. The first man looks over and comments that he hasnt eaten any of it and that the bowl is still full. He then asks if he can finish it off for him. The man agrees and passes over his bowl of chilli for the first man to scoff down. Nearly finished he screams that a mouse is in the bottom of his bowl, followed by him vomiting what he has eaten back in to the bowl. He then comments to the man who gave him the bowl that there was a mouse at the bottom of the dish. The man then replies that he knew because that was how far through the dinner he had got.

P.S, the gear isnt Junk (good brands), It just a matter of giving the lads on the deck a drink and your sorted.

Mike, There is a place in Lymington on the Gordleton Mill Industrial Estate (Hannah Way) that should do everything that you need. Its a Warehouse that mass produces landing and keepnets but also has masses of netting and I think you can also get stainless rings from there aswel. (frames, anchore rings etc) If anyone else needs any gear they do massive sea boat nets with handles for about a fiver, My carp net that would cost me about 80 squid (42 inch frame, bow loc carbon handle etc) done me for 8 quid. I cant remember the name of it but its next door to Plumb Base. Il put the name of it 2moz for any1 interested. Dan

there was some chrome ones aswel I think for a similar price. il keep an eye out for some more stainless ones and PM you if I spot any. I managed to get my hands on six and they look the dogs

Been out fly fishing today and landed a 3lb blue bottle

Well my boat previously known as PEACHY (gay or what) now has an even worse name. We were toying with Thunder Child but now she has finally been christened 'ORFOLK 'IGGY ....... now thats proper sad

theres a few anagrams around. Axel rose (from guns n roses)) is one. if you know it, best not write the answer in the forum though

not quite bottom kam, i have more left

A man walks in2 a doctors, "doctor", "I think im a jelly Baby" he says. The doc shouts "get out of my surgery and stop wasting my f***ing time you stupid idiot. The man goes home 2 him missus and she looks at him and asks how the appointment went. "he looks at her and says "the doctor bit my head off"

??puzzled??

old??? i thought they were new

I found stainless handrails that are 44cm long to go on my boat on ebay. Brand new and only 6 squid for 3 plus a bit of pp. I bought 6 and they not only look fantastic but fit a treat. they were selling loads of them in packs of 3. They are just advertised as a general handrail but they are very similer to ones that I have seen that are designed for boats that retail about 20 squid each. Maybe worth checking ebay if anyone needs some as I think there is more of them going.

haha Kam, Il let you tell that to my missus!!!haha.

Blimey, every1 looking for crew and no takers!!!! Id of loved to of got out but its my 2 kids christening. Good luck to you all.

A man with one arm went to change a light bulb. His mate says "how the hell are you gonna change that with only one arm"? He replies "changing it is easy, I have the reciept" A plumber was caught by the police for having naughties with his dog. He got away with it at the beginning but later got arrested for not being Corgi Regerstered. (I hope ive made that clean!!)

Ever thought of using shrink tube?? Plenty of room in the tube, then steam it down

Just pulling your leg Sam. Id much rather a big tope!!!!!!!! A 45lb fish is awsome.

rather a 3lb bream, hehe

whats the best depth to target along the ledge for the bream? Would you fish in the deeper area at the bottom of the ledge in 70ft ish or on top of the ledge around 35-40ft ish?