Manic Moore

(As its Wedger in the purple t shirt!) Yes Sir, you have my word this is one of my own hand reared Rainbows

I have had a Sunday fishing pass signed by the FPO. So am now looking for crew Anyone fancy smashing the bream club record and winning the bream comp on one of the best fast fishers in the club If not please join me in a feeble effort on Sunday

Hi Duncan I launch my 165 quite often at Kimmeridge and as Adam said, avoid low springs and anything to breezy from the south and you should be ok. The slip is slighly steep but shallower than Weymouth but that just means you dont have to back in too far. Getting the boat out, again, I agree its likely you will need a 4x4 except when everything is very dry and high tide as the 175 is quite a heavy boat. For me like you said, great access to some good marks Good luck Gordon

I too have just started getting a problem with the VHF. Running fine up to the last couple of trips, and now getting terrible interference from my sounder. If I turn it it off the vhf works fine. Why the sudden change? Does this suggest a connector not too clean? Advice please Gordon

"Porno boat" Rob you are watching the wrong films

One of my fishing buddies and a PBSBAC member Will Summerill won the comp with a 3lb 14oz fish and his fishing partner also won a prize. They had a huge haul of bream. A real red letter day

I still went out solo, but was a good boy and had my life jacket on all day. But I think it should have beeen your hands that were sore from pulling that warp in and aching shoulders from hauling a million LSDs up from 120 feet in 2 knots of tide with 2lb of lead holding them down. Good day mind I enjoyed my company and quality time alone with Enticer just helps that bond between us, out there just the lapping of the waves gently on her hull, wiping her down when a bit if bait flicks on her shiney body................... Can you love a boat too much?

All these boats and no crew. My crew have gone sick so I am looking for crew for saturday. Looking to avoid what will be a car park on the ledge and try the banks off the IoW for Blonds and a few spur dogs if they are about. Any takers? Novices or expert, just company for the day Gordon

You are on my friend

Well its Adam Friday for bream, but I'm still looking for crew for saturday, any takers?

Looks like it was a dream holiday Could you let us have the numbers

I have Friday off & have a pass for both days. Anyone fancy crewing on Enticer. Thinking of trying a bit of Ray fishing and dropping back in the afternoon for bream. Come on don't be shy. Just looking for company for the day, experienced or otherwise Gordon

Congratulations Charlie, you must be please with a maiden long distance trip to finish with what is rumoured to be a very respectable weekends fishing Gordon

The weather is looking good for Friday / Saturday. So I have booked Friday off work. Looking to fish the banks south of IoW for a Blond or two and or a bit of wrecking Anybody fancy crewing? At the same time, is there anyone who could help me with any marks in that area. Last month I heard the 9 mile banks fished well for rays and smoothies? (9 miles from where?) Any advice would be gratefully recieved and used with discretion Gordon

A couple of weeks ago launching with Alan from Mudeford, are these amongst your mad mates

Will and I are out tomorrow morning on 50/50, probably leaving the mooring at Parkstone about 7.30ish. Planning running south out to a wreck or two for pollock and one or two snakes possibly drop in on on the bream on the way back. Give us a shout if you get out Gordon

I knew this Kayaking was going to be a pain Now where's my T bar........

Mmmmmmmmmm one of those crunchy canopes

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Or "When you said we were going on a cruise...................

Funny enough I am also after a new landing net as my old Alloy version got an attack of the salt water and fell apart, and it needs to hold 60lb + conger Any suggestions? Clean please

So when do we get to Swanage?

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.