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All being well Enticer will be making the trip, so if Adam already has a lift I will be looking for crew

I am hoping to get Tuesday off and thought I might have a try for bream out of Christchurch. Anyone fancy crewing? Experienced or otherwise. There looks to be a window in the weather, Tues / Wed. If the bream don't show we could try for a bass on the ledge. Gordon

An old lady is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she starts crying. One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this sombre moment. Through her tears she explains that she is upset because her dearest Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit. The undertaker apologises and explains that traditionally, they always put the bodies in black, but he

Yes a great day out on Alfresco. It looks like it came straight out of the show room. You must be justifiably proud Charlie. Having had a lean season in 2007 it was great to get into the congers again interrupted only by a second round of bacon and egg heart stoppers. We must have had a dozen on the boat to Charlie's 42lber. Good weather, good banter from the competitive Chapmans. Thanks for a great day guys PS You can tell who was going to inspect the galley, they spent half an hour cleaning it on the way back

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end Up leaving together.They get back to his place, And as he shows her around his Apartment. She notices that one wall of his Bedroom is Completely filled with soft, sweet, Cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the Bedroom, With hundreds and hundreds of cute, Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed In rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken Quite some time to lovingly arrange them And she was immediately touched By the amount of thought he had Put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along The bottom shelf, Medium-sized bears covering the Length of the middle shelf, And huge, enormous bears running All the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an Obviously masculine guy To have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his Sensitive side. But doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and Continue talking and, After awhile, she finds herself Thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy Could be the one! Maybe he could be the future Father of my children?' She turns to him and kisses him Lightly on the lips He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion Builds, And he romantically lifts her in His arms and carries her into his bedroom Where they rip off each other's Clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she Responds with more passion, More creativity, more heat than she Has ever known. After an intense, explosive night Of raw passion with this sensitive guy, They are lying there together in The afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently Strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well,how was it?' The guy gently smiles at her, Strokes her cheek, Looks deeply into her eyes, And says: 'Help yourself to any prize From the middle shelf'

Thanks everyone, hangover and cold getting better... unlike the weather, it makes me feel older than 31

Just had a clear out Paul PJ What about the PMs Paul

Hi Dan The stub axle is the shaft that protrudes from the axle, which your bearings and hub slide onto. Depending on the make you should be able to get a replacement and the cost will depend how much of the suspension unit / axle that go with the stub. Here is a web site that I have bought a few bits from and their prices are pretty keen. http://www.rphleisure.co.uk/php/catalog/in...php?cPath=1_104 Regards Gordon

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its Colin. I need to go fishing

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

I guess with a day like that Adam was always going to be the one spawning the only cod of the day I won't stop kicking myself for not finishing the wheel bolts properly (glad I didn't take up hang gliding!). Despite my depression over the incedent, I have to say I got off lightly. I would normally would have gone via the spur road so dual carriage way, faster speed.........., doesn't bear thinking about. I am repacing the hub as some of the threads have stripped due to the bolts pulling out, and the mud guard brackets bent slightly, these are off now, will be heated up, straightened and all put back together as new for less than

Charlie you must be really proud of your achievements, there must have been times when you were rubbing down for many hours that you felt it would never be finnished. Congratulations she is a real beauty Gordon

Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

A woman goes into a bar and asks the barman for a Double Entendre. So he

Hi Charlie I replaced the bearings in my trailer over a year ago and serviced them on Saturday and did not have to even change the grease. I have bearing savers and I think the secret is 1. Go to a bearing supplier and buy quality bearings instaed of the chineese rubbish that will only last bearly 12 months 2. Buy quality high temperature, waterproof or water resistant grease. The temperature proofing stops the grease boiling when they get hot and so less tendancy to wash out 2. then spend plenty of time rubbing the gease into the bearings before assembling them. You will be surprised at how much they take. Also fill the hubs before assembly, there are lots of areas to fill. 3. Don't over tighten the castle nut I normally nip them up with a pair of moul grips until I can't feel any slack top and bottom then turn the nut back to put in the split pin. 3. As you asemble the bearings into the hub make sure thet you keep the grease going in. When I fit the savers I pre assemble them then pack them out with gease (surpris surprise ) so when I hammer them into the hubs the gease is forced out through the small pin hole under the rubber cap. I am sure there will be a technical version out there but mine have been in over a year, has been used 3 or 4 times a month, always dunked in well pass the hubs, and Saturdays inspection shows the grease was as good as new and I could not get any more in and I guess the quality of bearings and grease makes a difference Hope this helps Regards Gordon

Andy I'm assuming you have done this before, what's the right tide, weather etc. Have you got any trips in mind yet? Gordon

Subject: Fw: The Difference between Guts and Balls! There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: 'You're next fatty.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

Paul In the nicest possible way, I'm not sure if there are any models that are "Dore proof"

I'm out of the equation until the back end of next week at least. Daughters 21st in Barnsley so we are away Fri to Wed, so my next chance will be Fri, sat or Sun night following. If you blokes get a window then I'll wait until the next opportunity

Could this be our first night time trail away. (I assume we fish at night for them?

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Smells more like bull poo to me

http://www.imsupplies.co.uk/product.php?pr...page=1&featured The address above is to a site selling trim tabs now made in composite and down to

Wind not looking to promising