Brian

Yellow Penguin at Parkstone Bay Marina are Mercury dealers, I don't know if they'll come to you. They're also Suzuki dealers and I'm very pleased with the service I've had, I tow the boat to them. Their phone mumber is 01202 710448.

Derek, not brave, just that Diane doesn't see this site.

Fall Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Thursday September 30, 2010 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.. Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. Class 13 When out with friends, how to go to the Ladies on your own. 4 Wednesdays for 2 hours at 7.00pm

Charlie I won't be going to the Weymouth trip, but if we're out at the same time somewhen, it would be good to compare. The "baguette Holders" take about 2 minutes to remove, so we could try without, with and with a proper reflector.

Jim (Small Fry), delivered my rod holders last night, went for the 5 as the 10 seemed a bit OTT.

I know, but I've never had to pay VAT in the past, but if I do it's only

The site Coddy linked to, looks very similar to the one I linked to (exploded drawings, even the prices are almost the same). As an example of Boat.net's prices. I've just ordered a Suzuki Voltmeter to match my existing gauges, I was quoted

Might be worth trying http://www.boats.net/parts/search/Suzuki/Outboard/parts.html, they're in the States but I've used them in the past and they've been very reasonable.

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Bourne almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Lincolnshire? And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 25,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh ....... "Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure. "I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Fred replied. She ran out of the room.

Charlie, I think you're right, but I can't find it stated anywhere.

After the meeting last Thursday, the Bass Nursery Area in Poole Harbour came up whilst discussing fishing marks. Some didn't realise that appart from not fishing for bass between 30 April and 1 November, the use of sand-eels as bait is also prohibited during that period. I thought it might be worth posting the regulation here: Southern Sea Fisheries District Committee Information for Fishermen Fisheries Regulations for Bass (Dicentrarchus labrax) within Poole Harbour Bass Nursery Area Under The Bass (Specified Areas) (Prohibition of Fishing) (Variation) Order 1999. Fishing for bass, or fishing for any fish using sand-eels as bait, by any fishing boat within any part of the harbour, as defined, is prohibited between 30 April and 1 November. Definition of Area: All tidal waters enclosed by a line drawn 011 degrees true from Jerry

The England players visited the local children's hospital today in South Africa. "It's good to put a smile on the face's of people constantly struggling and facing the impossible", said Jamal Unboato, aged six.

Dave You've got too much time on your hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave It's yours. Do you want to collect it sometime?

Offshore flare pack container (no flares) free to anyone who wants it. Approx 8"x8"x15" high.

Hello Richard Welcome to the forum, there's are some very active Kayak members in the club, I'm sure you wouldn't regret joining the club and coming along to a few meetings. You'd also be able to "Buddy Up" with a few others.

Thanks Dave, I knew someone would know. Did you get the spreadsheet I sent?

I've been searching, without success, to see how the air draught of the new bridge will compare with the existing one. I assume it will be at least the same. Does anyone know the answer?

Going to give it a go tomorrow, I'll be launching at Cobbs approx 10:30. Derek will be out on Sea Sparkle as well, if anyone else is out give us a shout.

Jacquie didn't rush out and buy you a flag then!!!!

A Professor has found after extensive research that there are two sizes of penis amongst UK men. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches when erect. The Professor has appealed for help to continue his research, could all men in the UK with extremly small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars?

And Jim claims he didn't even look!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim I've got Smart Tabs on my Warrior. I haven't played around with the settings, they're as they left Warriors, I'm on the plane at a little over 11 knts. I used to have Doel fins on a previous boat, but I didn't like them as I feel they put extra strain on the motor. It's a bit like lifting the back of the boat with the Anti-Cavitation Plate.

Anyone going out tomorrow (Monday)? I'll be launching at Cobbs at about 10:30. If you're out give me a call on Channel 6.