Brian

One more advantage of Rockley, No bridges to contend with.

I've just paid mine at Rockley. £1950 for my Warrior 165. I'm on a stand rather than the stack, as this gives me access to do odd jobs whenever I want. Price covers unlimited lifts in and out all year. If you want to go before they start work, phone the previous day and they'll put it on the pontoon, likewise if you come back late, leave it on the pontoon and they lift it out next morning. They pressure wash and flush the engine after every trip.

Do you mean you can't stand on someone's shoulders while having a P?

I am having a good time. Just chilling by the pool.

Presumably you're not allowed to park on top of other cars.

Hope you're having a great day Allan.

At least he's wearing ear protection.!!!

A group of men live and die for their Saturday morning golf game. One transfers to another city and they're lost without him. A new woman joins their Club. When she hears the guys talking about their golf round, She says, "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week? "No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot. Finally, one man says. Okay, but we start at 6:30 a.m. He figures the early tee-time will discourage her. The woman says this may be a problem, and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late. They roll their eyes, but say, "Okay". She's there at 6:30 a.m. Sharp, And beats all of them with an eye-opening 2-under par round. She's fun and pleasant, and the guys are impressed. They congratulate her and invite her back the next week. She smiles, and says, "I'll be there at 6:30 or 6:45." The next week she again shows up at 6:30 sharp. Only this time, she plays left-handed. The three guys are incredulous as she still beats them With an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand. They're totally amazed. They can't figure her out. She's very pleasant and a gracious winner. They invite her back again, but each man harbours a burning desire to beat her. The third week, she's 15 minutes late, which irritates the guys. This week she plays right-handed, and narrowly beats all three of them. The men grumble that her late arrival is petty gamesmanship on her part. However, she's so charming and complimentary of their strong play, they can't hold a grudge. This woman is a riddle no one can figure out. They have a couple of beers in the Clubhouse, and finally, one of the men asks her, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?" The lady blushes, and grins. "When my Dad taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous," she replies. "I like to switch back and forth." "When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed a silly habit. Right before I leave in the morning for golf practice, I pull the covers off him. If his willie points to the right, I golf right-handed; If it points to the left, I golf left-handed." The guys think this is hysterical. Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys says, "What if it's pointing straight up?" She says, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late."

A Sam says, once you've liked something, the button changes to "Unlike" in case you change your mind.

Well done Sam, all the Juniors and everyone who helped and supported the event.

Happy birthday Dave.

Alfresco- Jayden Wald, Jacob Givans, Jack Allen Marlin - Bradley Toms Madness - Daniel Burt MegaByte - Tom Boyle, Kate Osborne

I intend getting out on Thursday, kids go back to school then !! So I might have some time to call my own.

.......as America gets closer to the 2016 election, they must remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs........ The last time she had a simple job to do, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky..... and Monica blew it..!!

Happy birthday Steve

Probably no fish left on them. That's why he let you have them, to put you off the scent. :lol:

I prefer sausage and chips.

We went on our bikes.

Hi Carlos I've sent you a "Membership Enquiry Reply" by email.

Worth putting a copy on the notice board on Poole Quay. Someone might take notice.

Happy birthday Steve.