Brian

From the photo, it looks as though the 8 year old wasn't wearing a buoyancy aid, can't tell if the dad was, but I doubt it.

Thomas caught: 1. Pout 2. Mackerel 3. Red Mullet 4. Cuckoo Wrasse 5. Bass 6. Black Bream Nothing worth weighing tho'.

They'll all collect to see this rare happening. 😁😁

Hi Morris I've sent you a pm with Info Pack attached, thought you might want something to brighten your day as you're "Bobbing up and down in the middle of the Med".

Hi Morris Welcome to the Forum. I would suggest that the best thing would be to join the club, there's a wealth of experience and we're a friendly lot. We meet first Thursday of the month at Parkstone Trades and Labour Club at 2000 hrs, we start arriving about 1930. You're welcome to attend a meeting before joining, to see if you like us. Alternatively If you send me an email, I'll send you some information about the club. Regards Brian brunyard@hotmail.com

My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger. It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles, that I realised she wanted to rent her spare room out.

No. Very happy with it.

A friend of mine is looking for a Warrior 165,

http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/13500835.Anglers_raise_hundreds_for_charity_at_fishy_photography_competition/

Poole Marine Services are Evinrude agents. Might be worth phoning Trickett Marine 01202 600596. I've used"Boats.net", they're in the States but I've not had any problems ordering from them. http://www.boats.net/parts/search/BRP/EVINRUDE/parts.html http://www.boats.net/parts/search/BRP/EVINRUDE/1987/E28ESLCUC/REMOTE%20CONTROL%20-%20SURFACE%20MOUNT/parts.html

Here are the three I spotted in the July issue

Received a letter today, stating that there will not be an August 2015 issue, but things will be back to normal in September.

Bag limit applies to all recreational anglers. Must not use Sandeels as bait from 1st May to 31st Oct within the harbour.

Legal from the shore, but minimum sizes still apply. 36 cm (14") until 31st Aug then 42 cm (16.5").

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Tiddler on the water? Better get the snow chains and shovel out

Tanzin Osborne 1. Mackerel 2. Pout 3. Corkwing Wrasse Thomas Boyle 1. Mackerel 2. Pout 3. Corkwing Wrasse 4. Black Bream 5. LS Dogfish - 1 lb 12 oz 6. Ballan Wrasse Non were worth weighing

Fantastic job, well done to all involved.