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Brian

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  1. I removed the VRO pump completely. Blanked off the crankcase connection that went to the VRO pump.. Removed the crankcase blank and Fitted one of these Fuel Pump. as the crankcase had the mounting points. The pump cost about
  2. My son-in-law has got an Evinrude 50hp VRO. I removed the VRO pump and replaced it with an ordinary pump. the crankcase already had the mounting holes. He now runs it on 50:1 premix and it runs better than it ever did before.
  3. What engine?
  4. Where are you? You will probably be able to get it at Beaulieu Boat Jumble on 29th April. Here's one supplier
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    Fuel shortage

    My mate Paddy has been panic buying Diesel. So far he's got 6 pairs of jeans, 4 shirts and 6 bottles of aftershave.
  6. Happy Birthday Tony
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    Now or Never

    Drinks all round at the AGM???? Well done Dave.
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    Swishing Water

    Not likely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Swishing Water

    A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband
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    Women Drivers

    Driving this morning on the M1, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her ... face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I Looked back she was halfway over in my lane still Working on that makeup! It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL. Bl**dy Women Drivers!!!!
  11. So much for that plan. Just got home from taking my father-in-law to hospital, so no fishing today.
  12. I'm out to try my new Lowrance HDS-5. Might drift the Swash and see if there are any plaice about, failing that, head to a lump of rock.
  13. Hi Stuart I'll be out there Wednesday, with Derek as crew. We'll be launching at Cobbs about 09:30, I'll will give you a call.
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    Boat Jumble

    oooch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Boat Jumble

    I went but it didn't take long to look around, it was much smaller than usual.
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    Book Order

    I went to a library and asked if the book I ordered about small penises had arrived yet? The librarian said "I'm not sure if it's in yet" I said "yes that's the one".
  17. Like a photo????
  18. Happy Birthday Craig
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    Newbie

    Has that bit of text ever produced a result?
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    Newbie

    Jim You're very predictable
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    Newbie

    Welcome to the club Simon.
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    Scottish Cows

  23. Red Admiral, Cabbage White, Tortoiseshell, Painted Lady, Comma......................etc.
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    4 Worms in Church

    Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!! A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive . So the Minister asked the congregation - What did you learn from this demonstration? Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!' That pretty much ended the service
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