The same bunch of Dwarfs were travelling in a wet and windy Iceland, when they came upon a particularly sweet looking Dwarfette.........she was limping and Doc, being the brainiest, and having just qualified as a GP under the New Government rules for Dwarf GP's, says he will examine her.
She said to Doc........"I've a problem in my nether regions, just around the gusset line of my underwear, terribly terribly sore"
"Let me see" says Doc, he defly lifts her dwarfette skirt, procures some scissors, snip snip...snip snip.
"Now then, miss, how does that seem??", says Doc.
"Fantastic, not a single chaffe Doc thank you.......how did you do it??"
"Simple miss..............I've removed the top three inches of your wellies!!"
Rich