Brian

I was wondering the same. Someone I was talking to said they were going Bass fishing, I told them you can't and their reply was, "it hasn't been ratified yet, so has no legal standing". I've looked at the SIFCA site and can't find anything and there doesn't appear to be a search facility. So what is the situation?

Happy Birthday

Two blondes, Trisha and Robin decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Trisha plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Robin, in great detail. The robbery begins. Trisha drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Robin, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?" "Perfectly," said Robin. Robin goes in the bank while Trisha waits in the getaway car. One minute passes . . . Two minutes pass . . . Seven minutes pass . . . and Trisha is really stressing out. Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Robin. She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon. As the gals are getting away, Trisha says "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!" Robin said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!" "No, you idiot," said Trish. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!!..

Happy Birthday to you both.

Thanks Jim

I did plug them on the Warrior group on 5th April 2013, so wouldn't hurt to do it again.

Hi Garry I'll pass on the "dull grey aluminium" ones thanks. I hadn't really given any thought to price, I think they cost me about £150, how does £100 sound. Whenever you want to try them for fit, give me a call and we'll arrange to meet at Rockley. Cheers Brian 07763 779089

They should fit the 175 ok, I assume the bridge is the same. I'm at Rockley so you're welcome to try them to make sure.

Gary I've got a set of "Jim's" rocket launchers, that I'm considering selling, as I have trouble reaching them.

It would outrun the Drug Enforcement Agency !!!!

I was on my way home from the pub and decided to take a shortcut through an unlit park. a woman approached me and offers to rag my brains out for £5. I thought to myself this is a chance too good to miss, so hands over the £5. she lead into a bush and we get under way. a policeman happens to pass by, hears us at it and notices the bush shaking. he approaches, shines his torch on us and asked me what I'm doing. I replied calmly, "I'm just having sex with my wife, officer. do you mind?" the officer responds, I"'m sorry, sir, I didn't realise it was your wife". I replied, "that's quite alright, officer - until you shone your torch on her face, neither did I".

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Every Fill-Up.' Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, and said that if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were very close, the lucky number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time.' A week later, Paddy, with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again Paddy asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3, you were very close, but no free sex this time.' As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex at all.' Paddy replied, 'No it's genuine enough Mick.. My wife won twice last week.'

I noticed the rod tubes, that's why I checked the database for the name.

With the festive season over I would like to share a personal and life changing experience with my family and friends - involving drinking and driving. As you know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" with friends. Two days ago we were in the City for an evening with friends and had more than a few beers followed by some bottles of excellent wine. Although feeling OK we still had the good sense to know that we were probably slightly over the limit. That's when we did something that we normally would not do - we actually took a cab. Sure enough on the way home there was a police roadblock but, since we were in a cab, they waved us past and we arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise, as we had never driven a cab before, we don't know where we got it and now that it's in our garage and we don't know what to do with it. So if you want to borrow it give me a call.

Just came across this, it's in Dorchester. Used to have a "Whitey Bitey" in the club. http://www.boatsandoutboards.co.uk/Fishing-Boats-for-sale/warrior-warrior-165/112757#AX3fI1GzhyACb0HM.97

Happy birthday

Handy if you roll home late at night.

Happy birthday Kev.

And ear muffs.

Apple computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play Hi Fi music in women’s Breast implants. The iTit will cost between £499.00 and £699.00 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Happy Birthday chaps.

Signed

You can bet your life, while the UK keeps to the rules, the rest of Europe will ignore them.

They wriggle very well !!!! But are too slippery to get on the hook.