Brian

Happy Birthday Dave.

It's either the PC, or the wine. Looks fine on my PC and iPad.

Happy birthday Trev

Forward and back buttons work fine for me on IE11.

You keep working and paying your taxes, they pay for our pensions

I hope it is the light at the end of the tunnel and not someone with a torch bringing more jobs?

Bargain.

I caused a bit of a stir in McDonald's. I was about to pay when the cashier said "Strip Down, facing me". Turns out she was referring to my Debit card. Boy did I feel embarrassed !!!!

If you can't get them soldered, I can crimp them for you.

Dear Abby, My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do? Signed: Clueless Dear Clueless: Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore! You're running for President of the United States. Act like one. Regards Abby

Hi Paul Is it still available? I know someone who is interested.

The Plaice Chase is in this months Boat Fishing Monthly.

I assume parking is a problem at Poole Quay Boat Haven.

Welcome to the club. You're in good company, we have other members at North Haven.

When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different. A Queensland farmer drove to a neighbours' farmhouse in his Holden ute, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad or your mum home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mum and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Susie pregnant". The boy thought for a moment... "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."

If anyone is looking for a large buoy to use for Alderney Anchor retrieval, Chris Goodall has one. For more info. contact Chris on; 01202 884141 goodall.chris@gmail.com

Happy Birthday.

4 Cylinder does not make it 4 Stroke. 1969 Mercury 4 cylinder 50hp, it'll be 2 stroke. The first Mercury 50hp 4 stroke was 1994.

Ooops I forgot to say Go Outdoors. Thanks Charlie. Now edited.

Anyone looking for a 110Ah Leisure battery, at £65 this might be worth considering. If you haven't got a Discount Card, you can purchase one at the checkout for £5. It's at Go Outdoors.